don't tell Mommy

On New Year's Day, I slept in and Danny took Griffin to McDonald's for breakfast (I got to sleep in, what can I say?). Here's how the conversation went (as reported by Danny).

G: I'm sooo hungry, Daddy.

D: What do you want for breakfast, Buddy?

G: I want eggs, sausage and hash browns.

D: Okay.

G: What are you going to get, Daddy?

D: I'm going to get an egg McMuffin.

G: Daddy, you can get a soda. I won't tell Mommy!!!

My child loves soda. He gets a little sip every now and then and now it has become the forbidden fruit. AND, who told him not to tell Mommy things?!?!?!